Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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