I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
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