did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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