Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
PANTIES FOUND
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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