I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
