so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
