He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
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