I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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