Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
PANTIES FOUND
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Randomize
