Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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