But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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