i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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