singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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