You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Hippo gnu deer
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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