Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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