One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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