11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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