I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
