Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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