Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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