we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
so explain again why im purple
no
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Randomize
