He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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