they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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