How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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