Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
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