i jhust puked up my retainher.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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