I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I love you. Go after that dick
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