Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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