The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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