I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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