so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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