awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Randomize
