Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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