I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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