i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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