I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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