I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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