I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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