He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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