he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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