im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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