Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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