Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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