Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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