can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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