dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
please don't ironically join a cult
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