this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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