i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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