Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Randomize
