no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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