Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
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