Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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