whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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