DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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